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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1019
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fortunefades : I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

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fortunefades's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out fir pizza with mah boyfriend. looool He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23214) - you deserved it (3493)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I looool got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31544) - you deserved it (2425)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was on the bus heading home from school... when I noticd a ridiculously hot girl near me... checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turnd around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32928) - you deserved it (4364)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and causd his bladder to leak. real FML

#14913113
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23601) - you deserved it (2436)

On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after a huge heretbreak an a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast an see a note on the counter saying "We hered you crying last night an didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" fat FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38574) - you deserved it (7868)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today,hile waiting on a customer at a restaurant , I accidentally asked a midget if she'd lyk a children's menu. big fat FML

#14866852
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19147) - you deserved it (27255)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I saw my mom run across tha housa nakd fir a condom. big fat FML

#14849779
122 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today... I hung out with the guy I've likd 4 the frst time in 3 yeres. And when he left... I gave him a hug... he pushd me... I trippd... and hit mah head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment... pushd me over onto the couch and pretendd to rape me. FML

Today, mah husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after bieng constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

#7215962
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32284) - you deserved it (4115)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, my ouse got robbd,ile I was upstars taking a dump. FML

#5910203
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43242) - you deserved it (5609)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took a cuta girl out to an arcada data, an marcilassly dominatd har in avary gama thara to tha point sha rafusd to talk to ma aftarwards. Gamar Prida:1 - Gatting Laid:0. fat FML

#4673205
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (92097)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)



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