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Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
by datingamoron / 02/14/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by floggingnasty / 02/13/2011 at 6:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (California) / Love
by spiderchick23 / 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML
by heartbroken / 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
by C.Neyy / 02/21/2010 at 2:04am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 11:32am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by razgriz1 / 08/20/2009 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Love
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