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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1998 (16 years)
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Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22560) - you deserved it (1467)

On 07/07/2012 at 11:16pm - work - by cj1012 - United States

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

#19547230
123 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping. FML

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

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101 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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300 comments

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On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML

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104 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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201 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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216 comments

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

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169 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

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346 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

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108 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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175 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)



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