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Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
by cj1012 / 07/07/2012 at 11:16pm / United States / Work
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
by NotGay / 06/16/2012 at 1:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Kate / 04/29/2012 at 11:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Tashie01 / 04/29/2012 at 6:10am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by crazyk2468 / 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Health
by caaarl / 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
by Leland / 03/07/2012 at 9:01am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by michellemoyah / 02/25/2012 at 12:04am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
by great / 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm / United States / Work
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
by me / 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Me / 11/26/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by ken / 07/19/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he… Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to… Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked…