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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2602
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About forlifebro : 12" Tall 16lb's light brown. Living the pug life baby

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Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8568) - you deserved it (3048)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

#21323581
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10277) - you deserved it (3777)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:01pm - kids - by Santa (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

#21323349
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11718) - you deserved it (1765)

On 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

#21323182
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21178) - you deserved it (2113)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

#21323138
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19700) - you deserved it (1571)

On 12/24/2014 at 7:03am - misc - by jflac (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

#21323028
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22730) - you deserved it (2028)

On 12/24/2014 at 12:56am - misc - by now what - United States (California)

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

#21322900
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19936) - you deserved it (2902)

On 12/23/2014 at 8:48pm - animals - by AquaKelly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

#21322769
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21247) - you deserved it (4330)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

#21322767
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21037) - you deserved it (2406)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:41pm - health - by eamiller (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

#21322698
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:32pm - love - by both are dimwitted - United States (California)

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

#21322556
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28042) - you deserved it (3419)

On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was t-boned and my truck was rendered useless. I was given a ticket even though the man who hit me ran a red light. Why? Because there was dirt on my license plate. FML

#21322311
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (2246)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:22pm - misc - by killerxdeagles - United States (Kansas)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

#21322290
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (3553)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

#21322036
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16703) - you deserved it (19323)

On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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