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Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11380) - you deserved it (65833)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40698) - you deserved it (114317)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)