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Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10937) - you deserved it (31920)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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