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  • Number of visits : 234
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About foreveralonek : Names Becca
Kik: cod_vs_hal0
I'm funny sometimes .-.
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^they see me Rollin they hatin^
The Glades, Psych, Breakout Kings, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Bones, Criminal Minds, Sherlock, Merlin, Ghost Whisper, The Walking Dead, The Finder, Hart of Dixie, Arrow, Doctor who, Supernatural, American horror story, House, Breaking Bad, Haven, Dexter are all my shows I have an obsession with so if you got an obsession kik me^
I know I like a lot of show but oh well

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Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29952) - you deserved it (6016)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33748) - you deserved it (3560)

On 09/20/2009 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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