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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40114) - you deserved it (2531)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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138 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 9:35am - kids - by thecathater (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

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On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)



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