forestqueenie

Search for a member

forestqueenie

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 November 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4559
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About forestqueenie : I'm simply fucking amazing

ANGEL CITY BRIGADE

forestqueenie's page activity

Visits<b>Bgrish</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 10:49pm<b>SAspring</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 12:27am<b>cheyyeee</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:32pm<b>kittylies</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 12:16am<b>epic174</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 5:43pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 8:17am<b>squidgy1234</b> - the 04/30/2014 at 9:46pm<b>xxButtersxx</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 5:47pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 8:57pm<b>mza418</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 9:54pm<b>happy_giraffe</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 10:26am<b>thatunfortunateg</b> - the 01/16/2014 at 6:10pm<b>skuii</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 12:27am<b>LissaMccracken</b> - the 12/12/2013 at 2:29am<b>NourHYK</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 4:23pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 10/30/2013 at 9:34am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 9:09am<b>Durisbane</b> - the 09/28/2013 at 1:55am

forestqueenie's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

forestqueenie's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

by failure / 04/08/2011 at 1:24am / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

by failure / 04/08/2011 at 1:24am / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

by failure / 04/08/2011 at 1:24am / Intimacy

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

by devinbyrne / 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

by katybaby / 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

by person123abc / 12/09/2010 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

by grossedout / 12/08/2010 at 9:26pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 3:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

by yummy(: / 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy