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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 33
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

#20128340
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On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
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On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by iltdtsm - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

#79663
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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