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foreeverwhat

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 August 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13553
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About foreeverwhat : Hey I'm Dani, if you wanna know more about me message me :)

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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foreeverwhat's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

by Lio / 11/12/2008 at 12:25am / Work

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

by Ulysse / 11/07/2008 at 10:33am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

by alf / 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm / Love

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

by SweeT / 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm / Love