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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 August 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6322
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About foreeverwhat : I'm a fun loving type of girl that loves being active and playing on my xbox, i studied Public Services at college and I'm going in to the Navy soon as a warfare specialist. As it says i'm 19, 20 in a few months i can't wait, although I'll no longer be a teenager :(.
That's me in the picture on a staff day out. Best job ever!!

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Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
119 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
38 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
45 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
38 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
25 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

#844
33 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 12:24am - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (2010)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
48 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
62 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

#538
35 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
49 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
15 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
28 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
33 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
17 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version



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