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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 August 1994 (21 years)
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Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML


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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML


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On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28141) - you deserved it (13722)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML


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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML


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