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foreeverwhat's favorite FMLs
Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML
Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML
by Ulysse / 11/07/2008 at 10:33am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
- Today, I'm sitting in a meeting with HR all because my drawer was short and my personal account was… Today, I got into a car accident. A car pulled out in front of me and then stopped in the middle of… Today, my ex boyfriend messaged me saying he loves me. This is the third number I've had to block…
- Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…