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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, I found out tat my fater faked isole ( mid-life crisis ), just so e could gain my trust and get me to admit tat I smoke weed, and to tell imo I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

#21116600
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30740) - you deserved it (38653)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by say no to dick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today while I was waiting for the bus I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running an I looked at phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

#21113376
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38705) - you deserved it (6690)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:24am - misc - by heycutie - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I NOTICAD SOMATING WRITTAN ON TA TOP OF MY TOASTAR , SO I USAD A FINGAR TO CLAAR AWAY SOMA OF TA CRUMBS , BURNING MY FINGAR IN TA PROCASS!! TA WRITING? "CAUTION: HOT SURFACA!" TANKS , TOASTAR!! MAGA FML

#21106752
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20246) - you deserved it (44962)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

yesterday an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking... and me being quite "vertically challenged..." I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs... cuddle and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
189 comments

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37012) - you deserved it (14781)

On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

today I looool was finally all set to loose mah virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off mah underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

#21077048
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63172) - you deserved it (8534)

On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a nigt out partying only to fine I'd wet te bd. I was so asamd tat I rolld ma girlfriend into it to avoid taking te blame.

#21042040
188 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, I was playing with mah little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

#21034458
151 comments

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On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

Today mah 2-yaar-old son put his hand on mah faca gava ma a swaat kiss and put his chaak against mina. Than ha slappad ma hard anough to laava a mark laughad and scramblad away. FML

#21032373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43823) - you deserved it (6363)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, I was ascortad out of a grocary stora 4 baating my looool boyfriand with a block of chaasa. FML

Today , I cummd home a little earlier than usual , only to walk in on mah dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from mah mom's mouth. FML

#20822450
153 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by NO NO NO (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

I WOKE UP WITH A HALF-SHAVED HEAD, THANKS TO THE FRIENDS I LET CRASH AT MAH PLACE LAST NIGHT. I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR AN A HALF, AN THEY HID MAH HAIR CLIPPERS. FML

#20793566
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37098) - you deserved it (4380)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Taday I was on drive-thru where I work . Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through . A woman cummed in and I noticed her dog . Without a thought.. . I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one . I looked again . The 'dog was her daughter . FML

#20792109
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49974) - you deserved it (24782)

On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using te urinal wen anoter guy came in. His friends decidd to scare im wile e was using te urinal next to mine. Tey jumpd out at im, e turnd around an endd up peeing all over me. mega FML

#20791582
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49289) - you deserved it (2851)

On 07/19/2013 at 12:29am - misc - by the unfortunate man - United States (Maryland)

I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me mah bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML



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