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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 August 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 596
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About forchane : My favorite NHL team is the Edmonton Oilers. And that's all you need to know about me.

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Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm - misc - by fs (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML


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On 08/16/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML


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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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