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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 August 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About forchane : My favorite NHL team is the Edmonton Oilers. And that's all you need to know about me.

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today I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered 4 being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress!! She was still an infant when he died!! FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm - misc - by fs (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went an askd if he could tone it down a little. He respondd by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to mah house, allhile his guests cheerd him on. FML


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On 08/16/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML


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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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