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About forchane : My favorite NHL team is the Edmonton Oilers. And that's all you need to know about me.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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today I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered 4 being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress!! She was still an infant when he died!! FML
Today, mah elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went an askd if he could tone it down a little. He respondd by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to mah house, allhile his guests cheerd him on. FML
yesterday I went to the DMV to renew mah license . When I gave the woman behind the desk mah name an social security number she looked confused . She then called over her manager who did the same thing . Getting nervous I asked what was wrong . Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead . big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015