Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

forcerealyo's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:23pm<b>snaremaster09</b> - the 03/20/2010 at 2:58am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 12/18/2009 at 8:57pm<b>XThatOnePersonX</b> - the 10/01/2009 at 7:02pm<b>kfo_09</b> - the 09/09/2009 at 1:20am<b>xabuko</b> - the 07/01/2009 at 10:15pm<b>FacePALM24</b> - the 06/24/2009 at 11:51pm<b>altna</b> - the 06/20/2009 at 3:26am<b>u___v</b> - the 06/18/2009 at 7:43pm<b>danielle523</b> - the 06/10/2009 at 1:42pm<b>alltimesam</b> - the 06/10/2009 at 11:46am

forcerealyo's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

forcerealyo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69865) - you deserved it (4052)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39529) - you deserved it (61294)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27240) - you deserved it (100736)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by studentdriver828 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74561) - you deserved it (8961)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (215477) - you deserved it (34400)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29207) - you deserved it (39881)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48853) - you deserved it (3032)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: