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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 June 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I found out tat girlfriend of two yeres broke up wit me because se wants to "become" a lesbian. I also lerend tat se's coming to ouse 4 dinner tonigt. My sister is er date. FML

#3503607
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65531) - you deserved it (3700)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as ma boyfriend and I were messing around in is room e took off ma underwear. As e was about to go down on me I spread ma legs to elp out ten e looked up at looool me and said, "You got some toilet paper left beind." FML

#2874076
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (58562)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I got drivers license suspendd until I am 18 4 driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

#2822443
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I agree, your life sucks (25185) - you deserved it (95384)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by studentdriver828 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY , I WAS CAMPING. ME AN TIS REALLY CUTE GIRL WERE ITTING IT OFF REAL NICE. IT WAS TE LAST NIGT SO WE BOT EADED OVER TO MY TENT TO AVE SEX. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET IT IN WEN A RACCOON RIPPED MY TENT CAUSING TE GIRL TO SCREAM AN RUNAWAY. I GOT COCKBLOCKED BY A RACCOON. FML

#2729024
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I agree, your life sucks (70316) - you deserved it (8444)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (38240)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in mah mouth. FML

#5588
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45067) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)



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