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Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY , I ONCE AGAIN TOLD MAH SON HE NEEDED A JOB AND A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I SIMPLY COULD NOT KEEP HIM IN MAH HOUSE ANYMORE. HE YELLED , "NO , I CAN DOHATEVER I WANT!" THEN WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. HE'S 38. FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Taday I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase yur milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at mah office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

#9156670
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my grlfriend and I decidd to sneak into the shower at her househile her parents went out to eat and a movie . Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door , it was her mom . We had left all of our clothes downstars . Safe to say I won't be allowd there any more . FML

#7405426
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I witnessd a homeles man fall off of his bike and land face frst onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather , I gave him the coat off of back. He got up lyk nothing happend and sprintd away with it. Oh yeah , wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

#6005073
105 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage 4 his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML

#4099565
71 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by partypooper (man) - United States (California)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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113 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday mah mother was driving me and mah friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control and then mah mother chimes in "Yeah I usd to use the sponge but the spermicide would always burn yur dad's penis." FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Grossed out (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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