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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 August 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3758
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About foamsinmouth : College student

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Visits<b>kirichubi</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:29pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:45pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:24pm<b>xSLEEPYxHEADx</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 12:59am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 12:30am<b>jasminenoelle</b> - the 04/20/2009 at 2:26pm<b>jazminbliss</b> - the 04/01/2009 at 7:25am<b>randomfool619</b> - the 03/25/2009 at 6:56pm

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foamsinmouth's favorite FMLs

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 10:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML

by Zak / 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 6:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my 8-year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number key-pad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2009 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Geek

Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

by rebecca / 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous