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Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML


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