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Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20906) - you deserved it (27929)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63971) - you deserved it (6054)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8199) - you deserved it (42305)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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