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fmlwinnn
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1687
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About fmlwinnn : Hey, this is fmlwinnn!

I'm a female high school student. I'm pretty cool once you get to know me. So yeah :D

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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35928) - you deserved it (9554)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14413) - you deserved it (37952)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

#17054303
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29462) - you deserved it (1965)

On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28762) - you deserved it (3286)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
441 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
73 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

#13733539
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On 11/06/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML

#13346165
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On 10/06/2010 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by Remember the parking brake - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
170 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

#13082882
74 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

#12856829
109 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592
331 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30366) - you deserved it (7582)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33466) - you deserved it (6226)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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