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  • Number of visits : 2190
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About fmlwinnn : Hey, this is fmlwinnn!

I'm a female high school student. I'm pretty cool once you get to know me. So yeah :D

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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (10040)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16167) - you deserved it (40767)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, mah mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

#17054303
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (2709)

On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife an I were planning our nursery fir our future child . She said that we'd be painting it pink either way . I askd what would happen if we had a boy . She said ( Oh, he'll be gay ) with a menacing glare . I'm worrid . FML

#15804993
68 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday aftar gatting out of tha showar, I was in a good mood. So I dacidd to run around tha housa nakd, than play air guitar whila air drying, just 4 fun. My blinds wara opan, and tha man in tha Fadax truck in my front yard did hava fun. raal FML

#13733539
86 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my grlfriand and I wara making lova in tha backsaat. Baing in tha momant wa didn't notica tha car moving. Wa DID notica tha pola that stoppad us though. FML

#13346165
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8188) - you deserved it (31954)

On 10/06/2010 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by Remember the parking brake - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were in the car with mah puppy,ho favours mah sister. She had been sat on her lap for ahile,hen she stood up and climbed onto mah lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to mah sister. fat FML

#13082882
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31725) - you deserved it (3182)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I got grounded cuz I have a picture on facebook inhich I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

Today, I saw one of those candies that u spray on yur tongue. Only after spraying some in mah mouth did I fine it was actually perfume. FML

#12856829
107 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

I FOUND OUT THAT WHENEVER MY BEST FRIEND USD TO SAY SHE WANTD TO DO MY DAD, SHE WASN'T KIDDING. SHE ACCOMPLISHD HER MISSION IN MY BD AFTER SCHOOL. FML

#12851592
340 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I heard two of my students having a conversation. One askd wat state Arizona was in , and the other replid Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32210) - you deserved it (7749)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I talked to my boyfriend's dad 4 the frst time. One of the frst things that he said to me was "So I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37981) - you deserved it (6730)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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