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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 March 1985 (29 years)
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About fmluser3250 : I'm a genius, that's right I went to M.I.T( Mississippi Institute of Technology)

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Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML

#21080429
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34176) - you deserved it (8287)

On 03/07/2014 at 10:41am - misc - by scaredypants123 - United States

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37826) - you deserved it (5605)

On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46631) - you deserved it (9164)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by bruisedandconfused (man) - United States (Washington)



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