About fmlqueen1524 : Name: Kimberly Haskins
Sophomore
Currently attending Matthew C. Perry High School in Iwakuni, Japan
Liberal atheist
I blow out my candles on the fifth of April.
Been stuck in Iwakuni since the 6th grade but moving somewhere in June in 2010
I love to debate and argue. I also love to swim.
I want to be a politician or a lawyer one of these days. I'm also considering being a biologist or a doctor.
I'm thinking about attending Penn State somewhere in the future.
Favorite subjects have to be biology and history.
I love all kinds of music except for country and Christian. My favorite band has to be Coldplay.
Favorite movies have to be The Dark Knight, Casino Royale (2006), and Twilight.
I love reading and my favorite book at the moment is Twilight.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49281) - you deserved it (3042)
On 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm - health - by quietdown (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 7:21pm - money - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 9:59am - money - by alynn (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm - intimacy - by boardman (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML
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On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)
Today, a 7 year old girl came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)
Monday 20 May 2013
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