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About fmlqueen1524 : Name: Kimberly Haskins
Currently attending Matthew C. Perry High School in Iwakuni, Japan
I blow out my candles on the fifth of April.
Been stuck in Iwakuni since the 6th grade but moving somewhere in June in 2010
I love to debate and argue. I also love to swim.
I want to be a politician or a lawyer one of these days. I'm also considering being a biologist or a doctor.
I'm thinking about attending Penn State somewhere in the future.
Favorite subjects have to be biology and history.
I love all kinds of music except for country and Christian. My favorite band has to be Coldplay.
Favorite movies have to be The Dark Knight, Casino Royale (2006), and Twilight.
I love reading and my favorite book at the moment is Twilight.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Friday 1 August 2014