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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1994 (21 years)
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About fmlqueen1524 : Name: Kimberly Haskins
Currently attending Matthew C. Perry High School in Iwakuni, Japan
Liberal atheist
I blow out my candles on the fifth of April.
Been stuck in Iwakuni since the 6th grade but moving somewhere in June in 2010
I love to debate and argue. I also love to swim.
I want to be a politician or a lawyer one of these days. I'm also considering being a biologist or a doctor.
I'm thinking about attending Penn State somewhere in the future.
Favorite subjects have to be biology and history.
I love all kinds of music except for country and Christian. My favorite band has to be Coldplay.
Favorite movies have to be The Dark Knight, Casino Royale (2006), and Twilight.
I love reading and my favorite book at the moment is Twilight.

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Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm - health - by quietdown (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 7:21pm - money - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm - intimacy - by boardman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

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