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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 November 1993 (20 years)
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About fmlmakesmylife99 : hellooo :) a new fml happens in my life everyday!!

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Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I am her first boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33439) - you deserved it (2838)

On 12/05/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by HellaBomber91 (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47108) - you deserved it (2616)

On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (37444)

On 05/26/2009 at 1:39am - money - by lostcar (man) - United States (California)



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