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Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (4622)

On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML


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On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (61642) - you deserved it (6457)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

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