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fmldominique
  • Town/Country : Picton , Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About fmldominique : HAHAH ,im basically obsessed with this website , i look at it everyday ,and just pee my pants .

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (275798) - you deserved it (25324)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiancé was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while making love. FML

#469613 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (212911) - you deserved it (7932)

On 03/19/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by jmoney (woman) - United States

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (238812) - you deserved it (19657)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028 (288)

I agree, your life sucks (180462) - you deserved it (31989)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373050) - you deserved it (413132)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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