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Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46805) - you deserved it (11613)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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