Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

fmlbrooo

Search for a member

fmlbrooo

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4657
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About fmlbrooo : Call me Cici,
Mexican/Cuban
16 years young.
I truly DGAF what you think about me. (;
A have a Facebook , ask for it?

fmlbrooo's page activity

Visits<b>iSOLO</b> - yesterday at 2:16pm<b>valerie_273</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 8:02pm<b>Username1223</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 12:45am<b>Tyler1299</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm<b>Phaeno</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 12:00am<b>Remehdy</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 1:02am<b>uuuuughhhh</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 9:48am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 5:16am<b>wahjDeia</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 6:59pm<b>broski4</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 12:25am<b>zombieninja101</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 12:51am<b>whatsupitsbrian</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 4:15am<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 4:51am<b>marcusaa</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 11:40pm<b>elibel</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 12:20am<b>LolxMe</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 11:52am<b>Bobbi_que_sauce</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 6:38pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 2:13pm

fmlbrooo's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

fmlbrooo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

#13111932
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29000) - you deserved it (3730)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

#13111931
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

#13111931
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

#13109561
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27131) - you deserved it (2480)

On 09/19/2010 at 3:31am - love - by messyfamily (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

#13107358
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35479) - you deserved it (2467)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

#13104906
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7627) - you deserved it (30913)

On 09/18/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42015) - you deserved it (2687)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML

#13103525
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27625) - you deserved it (8217)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

#13102808
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35146) - you deserved it (2684)

On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (25035)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (25035)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (25035)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (25035)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (25035)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (25035)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: