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About fmlbrooo : Call me Cici,
16 years young.
I truly DGAF what you think about me. (;
A have a Facebook , ask for it?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML
Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML
Friday 22 May 2015