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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fml_kt : 18... my life usually sux. high skool is drama almost always.

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML


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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML


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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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