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  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 September 1988 (23 years)
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Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (5951)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28261) - you deserved it (1666)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9401) - you deserved it (34361)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9527) - you deserved it (15952)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)



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