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Today, I was at the Polish border when I found my passport was gone. I contacted the last place I stayed at and the owner said he would handle it. I reluctantly agreed as I was being charged international rates. Apparently, "taking care of it" means telling the embassy I'm retarded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32851) - you deserved it (5647)

On 07/31/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70456) - you deserved it (7023)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27220) - you deserved it (59791)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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