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by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Annoyed / 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Kyra.45 / 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not because the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but because I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML
by NykP / 10/02/2013 at 12:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/02/2013 at 8:17am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by BasketGhost / 10/02/2013 at 2:36am / United States (New York) / Animals
by KamiyaHaine / 10/02/2013 at 1:54am / Singapore / Love
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Kids
by DOCMONROE / 09/30/2013 at 6:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by meens42 / 09/30/2013 at 4:04am / United States / Kids
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 7:44am / United States / Intimacy
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- Today, a customer bitched at me in front of her children for 10 minutes because I wouldn't open the… Today, like we do every year, my family and I went on vacation. Also today, like she does in every… Today, I was coaching some kids in table tennis when I told them to try a forehand loop, or smash.…