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- Title : Mister
- Birth Date :
Friday 31 May 1991 (23 years)
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 1059
- Number of comments : 61
- Number of FMLs :
0 confirmed out of 5 posted
About fml0505 : I'm a very interesting person. In fact, I'm so interesting that the short space FML provides for a bio is insulting. How dare you FML, how dare you. You should be honored that a person of my stature graces you with the presence I behold. I deserve, at the very least, a page dedicated to the words that gracefully fall from my mouth. I work at a factory, alright, and I'm the best damn box packager in the world. Clocked in at 8.4 seconds today, taped, labeled, and put on a pallet. No big deal. I drink malt liquor like it's champagne. I watched the entire Breaking Bad series in one sitting. Need I go further with my meritorious accomplishments? People bow down to this walking God like creature of success. I expect that you will accommodate me after seeing but a glimpse of my admirable, riveting biography. Good day.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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