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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 393
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML


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On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

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