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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 September 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9095
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About flyfallfadeaway : "what are you gonna be when you grow up?"

dead, and so are you.

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flyfallfadeaway's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91070) - you deserved it (33948)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (67552) - you deserved it (672032)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22145) - you deserved it (65973)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by ToobyFrank - United States (Missouri)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (2301)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

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