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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8698
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About flyfallfadeaway : "what are you gonna be when you grow up?"

dead, and so are you.

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Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

#554524
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66811) - you deserved it (8283)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84185) - you deserved it (31450)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
875 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58659) - you deserved it (623594)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

#225953
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19662) - you deserved it (61047)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by ToobyFrank - United States (Missouri)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (1891)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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