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flyerfan101
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 437
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About flyerfan101 : I'm 16
I love sports
I'm in a relationship
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Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26206) - you deserved it (2942)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32251) - you deserved it (3200)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML

#15899669
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (5119)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

#15898424
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (1899)

On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29476) - you deserved it (21702)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

#15894245
92 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (3057) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)



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