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flybye
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About flybye : I'm a seventeen year old dude... I like FullMetal Alchemist, reading, writing and FML. I look forward to graduating this year!! And hope I can go to my dream school at USF.

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Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12824) - you deserved it (19477)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

#14596277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27834) - you deserved it (3794)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

#14550494
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11285) - you deserved it (35089)

On 01/12/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by mad dude -

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66222) - you deserved it (3484)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7114) - you deserved it (29935)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

#4421825
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69220) - you deserved it (5944)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68411) - you deserved it (24730)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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