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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20737) - you deserved it (8755)

On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8754) - you deserved it (59942)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18300) - you deserved it (5858)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (112990) - you deserved it (8493)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States



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