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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4775
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML

#16091812
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29520) - you deserved it (3962)

On 05/08/2011 at 2:25pm - kids - by jill (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17770) - you deserved it (40254)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

#16050622
115 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
114 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
329 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

#12922106
126 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

#12677000
133 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

#12506969
285 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

#12431903
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30082) - you deserved it (6228)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

#12314301
174 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)



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