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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1064
  • Number of comments : 327
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About flutter4 : I'm a wife and a mom. I speak my mind and I don't comment to offend people. Sorry in advance if I piss you off.

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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML



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