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Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
by thoughtidseenitall / 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
by peteswentzbass / 01/26/2013 at 12:18pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
by shattysituation / 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Work
by Amathiel / 12/29/2012 at 10:23am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Health
Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 2:12am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 9:53am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
by Username / 11/25/2012 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Miscellaneous
by NOIDIDNOT / 11/19/2012 at 1:21am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by sadness1992 / 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by CutestBoysEver / 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Indianagirl94 / 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm / United States / Love
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous
by notthebesttime / 10/13/2012 at 8:04am / Intimacy
by yonanon / 08/31/2012 at 8:02am / United States (Virginia) / Love
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on…