flutter4

Search for a member

flutter4

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1984 (31 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1113
  • Number of comments : 327
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About flutter4 : I'm a wife and a mom. I speak my mind and I don't comment to offend people. Sorry in advance if I piss you off.

flutter4's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 1:02pm<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 3:51pm<b>heirofhope</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:46am<b>Ashd09</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:21pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:28pm<b>Random4Dayz</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 6:16pm<b>wegetrz</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 4:15pm<b>Kkkdawg</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 9:56am<b>ksadhera</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 9:06pm<b>alyanda</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 10:37pm<b>C7</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 9:14pm<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 10:44pm<b>yehyeh</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 2:27am<b>SoccerRichard</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 2:24pm<b>ToxicSilence</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 4:34pm<b>bigbangvip2</b> - the 12/17/2013 at 3:40pm<b>thepunman</b> - the 08/31/2013 at 1:30pm<b>bananagoat</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 10:06pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 7:02pm

flutter4's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of flutter4's badges

flutter4's favorite FMLs

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

by thoughtidseenitall / 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

by peteswentzbass / 01/26/2013 at 12:18pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

by shattysituation / 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Work

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 2:12am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 9:53am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

by Anonymous / 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

by Username / 11/25/2012 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

by NOIDIDNOT / 11/19/2012 at 1:21am / United States (Arizona) / Health

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

by sadness1992 / 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML

by CutestBoysEver / 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML

by Indianagirl94 / 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm / United States / Love

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

by notthebesttime / 10/13/2012 at 8:04am / Intimacy

Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML

by yonanon / 08/31/2012 at 8:02am / United States (Virginia) / Love