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  • Town/Country : Denver, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (22 years)
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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML



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