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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27045) - you deserved it (3302)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML


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On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31526) - you deserved it (3520)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML


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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML


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On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34399) - you deserved it (5654)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

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