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Today I Won $200 A Contest At A Bar. Te Manager Took Me To A Vaultere Money Collected From Te Stripper Go Into A Pool. He Told Me Tat At Least Alf Of Te Bills Were Slid Troug A Stripper Butt Crack So I Was To "coose Wisely". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41934) - you deserved it (8270)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:39am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I was sitting in ma basement watcing IT. I eard a knocking at ma door an turned te outside ligts on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out an began screaming an jumping around lyk a Ciuaua on drugs. My friends told me it sould be on YouTube witin te week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51145) - you deserved it (8368)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting ready 4 mah first date with a boy I really likehen mah dad insisted on meeting him . My dad is super protective an a cop . He cleaned his gun in front of mah date an made it clear he had to be careful with me . My date started to cryhen we got to the car . FML

#2376689
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65913) - you deserved it (5798)

On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating painhen she stuck the needle in mah arm. looool Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently mah inexperienced nurse had put it in mah tendon instead of mah vein. FML

#2363233
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On 05/28/2009 at 12:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with mah sister an mom, where you had to take off yur shoes an sit on the floor. After the meal, I realizd mah shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get there shoes stolen. FML

#2355217
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On 05/27/2009 at 8:51pm - misc - by Jdub (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

today mah girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her fir me while he was in Shanghai. FML

#2339786
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51126) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

today mah girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her fir me while he was in Shanghai. FML

#2339786
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51126) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

today mah girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her fir me while he was in Shanghai. FML

#2339786
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51126) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today I witnessed the homeless man that visits mah neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in mah trash cans . I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide mah residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of mah own feces in the trash.” FML

#2339155
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48815) - you deserved it (2678)

On 05/27/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by Brook363 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah girlfriand was complaining that wa don't hava ( a song ). Irritatad , I told har that I'd put on tha radio , and whatavar song was playing was our song from now on. I switchad on tha radio , and ( It's Not Fair ) by Lily Allan was playing. Our song is about pramatura ajaculation. FML

#1427967
146 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

TODAY, I ARRIVED AT MY PARENTS HOUSE FOR DINNER. WHEN I GOT THERE, I NOTICED THAT THEY HAD GAY PRIDE FLAGS HANGING FROM THE PORCH, AN GAY RIGHTS BUMPER STICKERS PLASTERED TO THEIR CARS. THERE WAS ALSO A HUGE "WE ACCEPT YOU, NICK" BANNER HANGING FROM THE GARAGE. I'M NOT GAY! FML

#108815
85 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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