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by KEA_08 / 03/20/2014 at 1:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML
by donttouchmyhair / 03/19/2014 at 2:14pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by NotInTheRightPlace / 03/17/2014 at 2:18pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by my dumb bro / 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 11:25am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 11:14am / United States / Kids
Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML
by Annieisnotokay / 04/17/2013 at 6:20am / United Kingdom / Health
by Aaronator25 / 04/17/2013 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
by WearingSomethingStringy / 04/09/2013 at 8:02pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was approached by a What Not to Wear kind of show, where you get money to buy a new wardrobe. I was so excited that I fainted. They revoked the offer, reasoning that someone who faints so easily would be too much of a liability risk. FML
by SoClose / 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by nottoosmall / 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 9:32am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 5:17am / United States / Kids
by fuck YOLO / 04/03/2013 at 1:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the… Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to… Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see…