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Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28707) - you deserved it (4792)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

#12781520 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (32237)

On 08/28/2010 at 1:14am - misc - by Lozza111 - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML

#12768878 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (16996) - you deserved it (13262)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:46am - misc - by CrushAdrenaline - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

#12680643 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (22985) - you deserved it (3700)

On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495 (282)

I agree, your life sucks (32428) - you deserved it (8889)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (17382) - you deserved it (30636)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511 (447)

I agree, your life sucks (8255) - you deserved it (15155)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

#8612395 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (15499) - you deserved it (2730)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (475)

I agree, your life sucks (32132) - you deserved it (1945)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML

#8490990 (121)

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357 (141)

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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

#8445794 (153)

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366 (392)

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

#8406793 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (8878) - you deserved it (2940)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

#8370926 (165)

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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)