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Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by Alohaporno (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm - intimacy - by jab43 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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