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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14459
  • Number of comments : 2058
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 60 posted

About flockz : i'm a dick. are you offended by me? aw sorry ouch FYL for sure. dump me then sue me. you deserve better. shit happens. (best FML comments)

not giving a fuck is an art.

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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26699) - you deserved it (5914)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8332) - you deserved it (27212)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12667) - you deserved it (64099)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48641) - you deserved it (26399)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47018) - you deserved it (4609)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

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