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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13203
  • Number of comments : 2058
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 60 posted

About flockz : i'm a dick. are you offended by me? aw sorry ouch FYL for sure. dump me then sue me. you deserve better. shit happens.
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TODAY FEELING ROMANTIC AN OVERWHELMED WITH LOVE I TOLD FIANCÉE: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU." SHE REPLIED: "WELL YOU'D WANK". REAL FML

#591
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I agree, your life sucks (22790) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and parfact snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7078) - you deserved it (23726)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

today I surprise mah girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, mah cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That'shen her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10868) - you deserved it (59426)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was Performing The Classic 69 Position With My Girlfriend. I Wasn't Able To Control It : I Fartd Right Into Her Nose. FML

#391
114 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was making love wit my girlfriend an my landline rang . Obviously, I let it go to voicemail . At te very moment I was about to cum, I eard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweeteart!" FML

#337
45 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with mah 2 best friends. While we r doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid yur friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of mah mouth: "Don't worry, they're usd to it". FML

#76
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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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