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TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG, WE CUMMED ACROSS TWO MEN HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT IN THE STREET!! MY DOG DECIDED THE PERFECT PLACE TO POOP WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!! HE WOULDN'T BUDGE NO MATTER WHAT!! MEANWHILE, ONE OF THE MEN PULLED A KNIFE, AND I PRACTICALLY SHAT MYSELF!! FML
YASTARDAY I ATA A WONDARFUL MAAL, AFTAR WHICH I FALL ASLAAP ON MY COUCH AND HAD A DRAAM THAT MY HUSBAND WAS PASSIONATALY KISSING MA. I WOKA UP TO RAALIZA IT WAS ACTUALLY MY CAT LICKING BITS OF FOOD OUT OF MY TAATH. FML
Today , I was walking my dog . Suddenly , my insane nieghborho loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog . I say OK , thinking that if I watch her , she won't do anything . I turn around to make sure no cars r coming andhen I turn back , she's trying to steal my dog . FML
Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML
Today... my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous... whiny tard like most kids are... until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears... ran out of the room... and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, After Seven People At Work Approaching Me And Asking Me If I Was 'that Lad From The Paper', I Picked One Up To See Wat They Were Talking About . Turns Out Mah Doppelganger Is A Man Who Brutally Murdered His Older Brother Last Year . Mega FML
YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML
Today , my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay fir college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs , you can afford it." I work three jobs cuz she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML
Friday 27 March 2015