About flickyourbic1223 : I am a new mommy. I love my daughter more than anyone. 21 years old, recently engaged to a man I have been with for two years. Since I'm currently unemplayed I might spend too much time on this website. I wish that the maturity level of the Fml's (especially the ones that don't make it past the mods) would get a little better. Your life isnt effed just because your girlfriend of two weeks broke up with you for your best friend. Live a little and get some perspective. Your 15, your life will go on.
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by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
by Amanda Ross / 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2009 at 4:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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