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About flickyourbic1223 : I am a new mommy. I love my daughter more than anyone. 21 years old, recently engaged to a man I have been with for two years. Since I'm currently unemplayed I might spend too much time on this website. I wish that the maturity level of the Fml's (especially the ones that don't make it past the mods) would get a little better. Your life isnt effed just because your girlfriend of two weeks broke up with you for your best friend. Live a little and get some perspective. Your 15, your life will go on.
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Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML