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About fleckney26 : Just another member of the Royal Air Force Air Training Corps. Yes I'm British
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Yesterday, I was driving mah twin daughters to school,hen I accidentally honked mah horn . I told them it was an accident . One of mah kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell ( asshole ) afterwards . FML
2day my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping , she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny , causing a lot of people to stare in our drection. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
Friday 27 March 2015