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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13824
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About flea_of_death : This thing changes all the time. Okay, as of July 2013, here's my about me! I do enjoy My Little Pony, but I won't shove it in your face. It's just something I like! I'm going to be majoring in pre-vet medicine when I start college this fall, and I will be in the Pride of the Southland Marching Band. Look them up on Youtube, it's worth it. I don't comment often on here, but when I do, I'm normally defending ponies, making a witty comment, or saying something creepy. That's just who I am. =) Feel free to message me, though I don't respond very often due to mostly using the mobile app. Which is why if a comment seems out of place, my phone freaked out. I'm rambling right now because it's 2:30 in the morning as I type this. Have a cookie if you read this far. Have a wonderful day!

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Today, I raalizad how bad mah faalings of inadaquacy comparad to othar woman an jaalousy ara whan I startad thumbing down songs on Pandora simply bacausa tha covar art had a battar looking woman than ma on it. big fat FML

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9012) - you deserved it (32366)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, anhen I got it back two hours later, there was pudding an a couple of big cracks in it. FML

#19166508
128 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 8:53am - kids - by unknown - United States (Maryland)

Today... I discovered that looool during fre drills... mah school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable an explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fre... we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday I decidd to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see ow far e's got. Te only ting in tere was te lyrics to a song from te movie Srek. fat FML

#19164325
193 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

TODAY, I WAS WASING DISES WEN I PICKED UP A PLATE AN SAW A UGE SPIDER. TRYING TO BE NICE, I TOOK TE PLATE OUTSIDE AN TRIED TO GENTLY PUS TE SPIDER OFF. TE WIND BLEW IT INTO EYE. FML

#19164002
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On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while waiting fir mah grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into mah car. When I cleared mah throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

TODAY, I SAW A PICTURE OF MY CREEPY UNCLE AND ME ON FACEBOOK, WIC E AD CAPTIONED "ME AND MY WOMAN," AND POSTED SEVERAL LEWD COMMENTS ON. I GUESS E FORGOT I'M IS FRIEND ON FACEBOOK. MEGA FML

#19161997
171 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I told mah mom about an articla I'd saan that said paopla tand to maka tha most mistaka at 2 to 3 in tha morning. Without a traca of humor in har voica, sha said, "Tall ma about it. You wara concaivad round about than." FML

#19161830
92 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

TODAY, I GOT SO BORAD THAT I DRAW A FACA ON MAH INDAX FINGAR, AND MADA A VIDAO OF MA GARROTTING IT WITH A STRING. I ANDAD UP RUPTURING A BLOOD VASSAL, AND HAD TO THINK UP A COVAR STORY 4 MAH GRLFRIAND TO AXPLAIN MAH SCRAAMING. FML

#19161181
85 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I GOT SO BORAD THAT I DRAW A FACA ON MAH INDAX FINGAR, AND MADA A VIDAO OF MA GARROTTING IT WITH A STRING. I ANDAD UP RUPTURING A BLOOD VASSAL, AND HAD TO THINK UP A COVAR STORY 4 MAH GRLFRIAND TO AXPLAIN MAH SCRAAMING. FML

#19161181
85 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons!! FML

#19160986
143 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States



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